Balloon Boy Hoax

What do you call parents who have their children lie in order for the parents to garner publicity? You can call them bad parents for starters, but there is more to this story, this Balloon Boy story, than for the parents to be simply referred to as "bad." What about whores? They want to make money by selling themselves in a way that degrades them as humans. That makes them whores. The state of Colorado may soon call them convicts, if indeed are charges are brought against them and they are convicted. People throughout the country were praying for the safety of Balloon Boy. In general people are believers and are willing to take people at face value. In this case the believers had their emotions manipulated by sick people with twisted souls. So I think that settles it: we can call Balloon Boy's parents sick, twisted manipulating whores-soon-to-be-convicts. Doesn't exactly roll off the tongue but it will have to do.

"But what about the children?" all the ladies cried. You have to feel bad for the children. They are being raised, for the time being at least, by knuckleheads. What kind of chance do they have to not be knuckleheads themselves. We can only hope that they turn out smarter than their parents and as well adjusted as they can be.