Rocket Blasts Off Into World of Crap

Now that the Rocket has blasted off his mouth about how everybody is a big fat liar except for him and his fawning Republican fans on the House Oversight committee, Roger Clemens is going to be investigated by the Justice Department for possible perjury. Nice going, Roger. You threw your own wife under the bus, as well as your former trainer and your best pal Andy Pettitte, all in an effort to keep your gloried name clear, and now you're going to pay the price. The price is that, once you decide to stop stringing teams along and actually retire, you will go to your Texas home and sit on your big, fat, human growth hormone filled keester and wait for a call from the Hall of Fame, the one you so desperately want no matter how coy you are about your Hall desires. Only it won't come to those tainted by the steroid scandal. Just ask Mark McGwire. The Hall has yet to call him and it won't be calling you either, buddy.