Saturday, January 30, 2010

Rip Torn Arrested

The actor with the best name in the business, Rip Torn, was arrested. For breaking into a bank. He was found with a loaded gun.

One has to ask oneself why a successful actor who is in his late 70s would do such a thing. Until one reads that he was "intoxicated."

Ah. That explains it. Alcohol. The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems, as Homer Simpson put it.

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