Things I Need to Get Off My Chest: What Sucks and What Does Not

-Why Republicans suck: The minority party (the one without any actual minorities in it) is criticizing President Obama for going to Copenhagen to promote Chicago's bid for the 2016 Olympics. The House Minority Leader says there's too many important things here at home to work on, like health care. Last time I checked, the Republicans haven't done a damn thing about health care other than lying to the American public about how health care reform is actually the beginning of the Fascist dictatorship Obama wants to be the head of.

-Why President Obama sucks: I don't know why the Republicans are complaining about Obama leaving the country for a day. Obama has been in-country all summer and he doesn't seem to have lifted a finger to get the health care deal done, other than to give a nice little speech, which fell on deaf Republican ears. If he had actually turned the screws, the bill would be a done deal by now.

-Why Democrats suck: You guys are in the majority now. You control the White House and both houses of Congress. Time to stand up and do what's right and shove through a health care bill with a public option. (Single payer would be better, but I hesitate to ask for too much from you.) You don't need Republican support and no matter how many concessions you make you will never get it. So do what's right.

-Why this situation sucks for Democrats and for all of us really: If a decent health care bill is not passed Barack Obama will be a one term president and we'll be stuck with some knucklehead like Mitt Romney in the White House. Progressives, liberal Democrats and independent voters put Obama in the presidency and without genuine health care reform most of those voters are lost. Keith Olbermann, of MSNBCBSABCDEFG, has already floated the idea that without the reforms Obama promised a progressive may rise up to run against the president in the 2012 Democratic primaries.

-Why Chicago doesn't suck: It's a great city. Like any metropolis, it has it's problems, but it is overall a pretty darn good town. It deserves the Olympics. We will do it right and the city, and all of America, will look good.