And the horse you rode into town on

You know, some days I'm just feeling down, a little mopey, a little like a guy who's fallen off the wagon and imbibed in way too much sugar. And yes, there is a sugar wagon.

I was feeling blue until I read about Arnold, King of Caleefornia, and his creative use of the veto pen. Now this just cheered me right up.

Apparently, when Governor Schwarzenegger vetoes a bill, he sends it back to the legislature with a message attached as to why he vetoed it. In this case, a bill to expand the financing power of the Port of San Francisco was sponsored by an assemblyman who had heckled the governor at a Democratic fundraiser that Schwarzenegger had been invited to. Perhaps as retaliation, the governator vetoed the bill.

In his message Schwarzenegger wrote something along the lines of what is called an acrostic. An acrostic is a poem in which the first letter of each line, when read in a downward sequence, forms a word. In the governor's case, it was two words, one of which is a "common vulgarity" and the other is "you." This is actually pretty clever for a guy who does not speak English as a first language.

At first, this vulgar barb at a political foe might sound juvenile and petty, and beneath the status of the governor of the most populous state in the nation and the one of the most important economic regions in the world.

But you know what, that's politics. The assemblyman used a bipartisan gesture on Schwarzenegger's part to crap all over him by shouting "you lie" at him (not very original). If you want something from somebody, it's wise to treat them nicely, rather than yelling and acting like a jerk. Unfortunately for the assemblyman and his bill, Gov. Schwarzenegger had the last word. Or two words, really.