Governor Pond Scum has decided to grace the Illinois capital city with his presence tomorrow, and will even appear before the state senate that will impeach him. He's refused to appear before this "kangaroo court" until now. What changed his mind?
Will he filibuster the senate so that they can't take a vote on removing him from office? Will he speak, as did the Jimmy Stewart character in "Mr. Smith Goes to Washington," until he is horse, then faint and fall to the floor?
Or will he spend the 9o minutes he's asked for shouting obscenities at his enemies and giving the Senate the finger? Now that would be interesting.
Or will he recite poems?
One never knows with this guy what he will do. I spend my time trying to figure out if Pond Scum is intelligent or crazy or both. Maybe deep down, he really does believe he's done nothing wrong and this whole thing has been a merry mix-up. Maybe Pond Scum is seriously, deeply OJ kind of delusional.
Whatever. The Pond Scum show, at least as far as his time as governor is concerned, is at an end.
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