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From the New York Times: G.M. and Chrysler Explore Merger.

"Hey, Chrysler!"

"Yes, G.M.?"

"You know, I was thinkin' "

"You were? With what?"

"Very funny. I was just thinkin,' that, you know, I'm a failure. A great, big, fat failure."

"I was just thinkin' the same thing about you."

"Again with the funny, Chrysler. You're not exactly successful yourself anymore, you know."

"I know. I'm a failure too."

"So, you wanna get together and be one big failure?"

"Yeah, sure, why not? When we declare bankruptcy, that'll make the paperwork so much easier, if we're just one big failure."

"Yeah. We're geniuses, ain't we?"

"Yeah."