Loose Lips

Three o'clock in the morning is a great time for a presidential candidate to send a text message announcing his vice-presidential running mate, if the candidate is going for the youthful still-awake, still drunk vote. For everybody else, not such a good time. Could it be you sent it at 3 a.m. because your choice was leaked hours earlier? Nice job keeping your mouths shut, Democrats. Oh, by the way, I still haven't received my text message yet.

Is this the way the presidency would be run? With early morning messages on the Blackberries and cell phones of Americans? "NUKG IRAN. TLK TO U LTR."

That old man who doesn't know how to use the Internet is looking better all the time.