The Decider

Hey, decider, good decision not to slap that chick on the ass, no matter how much you may have wanted to. Bush actually made the right decision this time (it may have been the only good one of his presidency), although he may have based his decision on tha fact that Laura would have cut off the presidential jewels if W had laid a hand on Misty May-Treanor's rear end. I actually felt a little uncomfortable for Bush. I'm sure there was a second there where he just didn't know what the heck to do.

And I have to say, I don't care what the tradition in beach volleyball is, what kind of world are we living in when an athlete offers up their keester for a slap from the President of the United States?