Saturday, January 26, 2008

The Clusterf--kers: Fred's Dead and Dennis is no longer a menace

Fred Thompson dropped out of a race he was never really in in the first place. The line on Thompson when he was a senator from Tennessee was that he was lazy. Judging from the lackadaisical (that's a $10 word, thank you very much) way he "campaigned" for president, that line was probably true. The hound-dog faced Thompson would spend ten, fifteen minutes tops at campaign stops and would never take questions. Perhaps his campaigning was interfering with his nap times or something. Whatever, this was a man with no great urge to be president.

Dennis Kucinich also dropped out of the presidential race. Realizing he was never going to get more than a handful of votes, he decided to focus on his congressional race back in Ohio, another race he may not win. Too bad. How many other candidates out there claimed to have seen UFOs or are married to an Amazon?

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