It's official! Stephen Colbert is now part of the Clusterf%&# to the White House! No longer just a presidential considerer, his hat is now in the ring, along with the 128 or so other candidates for the presidency.
Well, Colbert's got my vote. Or, he would, if I lived in his home state of South Carolina, which is the only state he's running in. And he's running as both a Republican and a Democrat. Shrewd move, Mr. Future President, shrewd move.
I think Colbert embodies what this country needs, a solid liberal Republican-Democratic conservative who will bring truthiness back to Washington. Can South Carolina alone put him over the top? Yes, yes, it cannot. Who knows really? But seriously, let's get Carl Rove and James Carville working on his campaign, and then we'll be getting somewhere (most likely the road to hell). God speed, Stephen Colbert, and God bless.
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