Ok, brain, I don't like you, and you don't like me

Thinking is difficult. That's what makes writing- thoughtful, creative, discourse inducing writing- difficult. I avoid writing because I avoid thinking because I avoid anything that seems like work and thinking is, quite often, work. I prefer to do nothing, my rationale being that deep down inside I'm a bit of a perfectionist and since I'll never do anything perfectly, why do anything. I really wouldn't mind waking up everyday, putting on the same t-shirt and shorts and sitting around reading. And napping. It's only 9am, but I'm ready for a nap. My main goal in life is to watch "The Simpsons" re-runs at 5, 6, and 10:35pm. Alas, idleness does not lead to riches, at least not so far. I've got the idle part down but I'm still trying to figure out how to be idle and rich. If anyone has any suggestions, please let me know.